Yeah, so Andrew is smart
So I'm going to do the news for today because Andrew was smart enough to give me that topic. but not everyday because I am too busy for that. And if I miss a massive headline that nobody should miss, then sorry.uummm...so...I'm looking for interesting articles...
oh look. 400 dolphins washed up on Africa's coast- and they don't know why. The article says that poisoning was ruled out and that they did not starve to death. The article also says that it might have been the U.S. Navy's submarine sonar that disoriented the dolphins, causing them to beach themselves. So...the officials tried to stop people from eating the meat. this is sad. I sound strangely emotionless. hopefully they will find out why the dolphins died...(and it won't be our fault?)
Mexico is deciding to legalize marijuana, cocaine, and heroine "as long as the drugs are carried in small amounts for personal use. Under the legislation, police will not penalize people for possessing up to 5 grams of marijuana, 5 grams of opium, 25 milligrams of heroin or 500 milligrams of cocaine." why does this seem like such a mistake?? oh right. because it's not like a policeman is going to find somebody like...snorting cocaine and be like, "wait, let me weigh it!! oh good, under 500 milligrams. you're fine."
I'm not going to have a job as a Vet. er...just kidding. I'd like to think a robot dog could never replace a real dog...right? right?
Alright...so I've got the dolphins. that's current events. mexico drugs can be...politics or something. robot dogs...science. now I need...sports?
Four more bowl games are going to be added next season...(I couldn't find any interesting article about lsu by itself...so this worked) well, okay...there is the nfl draft this weekend
and...umm...music, I guess. oh, no article needed. Go watch Adam on Tuesday at 7, I think, at some church on highland. Maybe Trinity Baptist? Is that on Highland? um. I'll ask him and tell you later. yay, hope you enjoyed this wonderful news.
-Meredith
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