happy valentine's day!
First of all...Happy Valentine's Day...yay.So I'm blogging because I'm mad at my stupid apartment complex. I got back from work at about 4:30 and saw a piece of paper on my door. I open it and it says "Contract Violation" and they had checked off "Unauthorized Pet." So I'm pretty confused because I definitely signed Edgar up to live here, too...and he's randomly unauthorized.
WELL. I read the comments they wrote. No kidding, it definitely says, "You have 24 hours to remove your large dog."
Does this look like a large dog to you?
Yeah, it's like a twelve pound cat. So I'm like, "maybe they got the apartment wrong." No, they have my apartment number and my name written. I basically just walked to the office and was like, "uh. you say I have a large dog....and I don't. I have a cat and we signed him up and paid the extra fee for him." and the girl there was just like, "oh...? well, I'll leave a note for the manager." I mean, stupid people! you obviously didn't even go into the apartment or open the door or anything. plus I'm sure edgar's deep, resonant barking is keeping people up at night. the only, ONLY thing that I could think of to make them think that I did in fact have a dog was the fact that my idiotic cat likes to run around and hit walls at about 3 in the morning. But seriously. If I had a large dog as in, say, a rottweiler or a great dane...or even a lab, trust me. you'd know.
I seriously wanted to bring Edgar into the office, throw him in her face, and go, "Here's your large dog."
-Meredith
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